When I finish a banana while I’m driving I immediately transform into an armed and dangerous Mario.  WAHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!

Every decision a fly makes is technically on the fly, unless the fly is walking around on some poop.  And if a pioneer fly ends up inside the butt of a cat in it’s journey for the holy grail of cat poop, cat poop before it’s been pooped out the cat’s butt, the fly will need to make a quick decision, should I leave the cat’s butt and fly to freedom and enjoy my only day alive outside the almighty cat butt OR… should I stay and live my only day alive sucking on the most perfect untouched golden brown cat turd. That’s not a decision on the fly, that’s a decision in a cat.

The first hoarders ever were cavemen who hoarded stalactites. And you could tell which hoarders really had a problem, those ones had stalagmites. UGGG! I DON’T HAVE PROBLEM! UGGG! I ACTUALLY LIKE EATING IN MY BED! UGG! MY HUSBAND SLEEPS IN HIS CAR! UGGG! CORN!

The reason why Shredder lost to the ninja pizza turtles, he was too much like a real paper shredder and too little like a real ninja, way too top heavy. What did we learn from watching this movie children?  Do not put pizza in the shredder again!

NASA foam mattresses are without a doubt the comfiest thing a human being has ever slept on in the history of the world ever times a million billion sheep numbers.  But I heard that astronauts sleep in something called space, which has zero to no gravity.  A bed of memory nails would feel the exact same way, with a similar comfort sheep number.