January 2012
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Get out of bed and do something with your tumblr...
I just figured out why I’m such a procrastinator, I have a bed.  They say on your first day of jail you’re supposed to beat somebody up. But what are you supposed to do on your last day of jail? I say hugs are in order.  There are two types of people in this world. The kind of people who slice their pizza into triangle pieces that meet in the middle. And then there are those people...
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December 2011
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October 2011
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ListenI’ll have a Perry on the rocks please, heavy...
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September 2011
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Dictators never stay off the grass.
Sep 13th
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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Yea Yeah, I got sorted into Hufflepuff!
Here’s my welcome message to the friendliest, most decent, and most tenacious type house of them all, Hufflepuff. And after reading this, please don’t sneak into our common room, because that would totally be a thing-that-must-not-be-named thing to do.  Also, I’m thinking about trying out for the quidditch team, we’re not so good I hear.  Yellow and black for life, yo. ...
Aug 29th
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July 2011
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I made it into Pottermore!
most magically anticipated email ever
Jul 31st
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Why Shredder lost to the ninja pizza turtles?
When I finish a banana while I’m driving I immediately transform into an armed and dangerous Mario.  WAHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!! Every decision a fly makes is technically on the fly, unless the fly is walking around on some poop.  And if a pioneer fly ends up inside the butt of a cat in it’s journey for the holy grail of cat poop, cat poop before it’s been pooped out the cat’s butt, the fly will need to...
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June 2011
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A Thought
Thinking that there are decisions in life that are more and less important to each other is inefficient.  Realizing that all choices are equally not important levels the playing field for even the mightiest of tasks to be accomplished.
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thanks for the extra click tumblr
I’m being sarcastic and also less efficient than new design.
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I was just wondering... →
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May 2011
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