New evidence has surfaced claiming that Hello Kitty is not a kitty, and is in fact a human girl. This is of course upsetting to the human girl populations around the world who assumed they were cat lovers. Turns out, they are actually hairy human girl lovers.
Needless to say, the mythical creature world is freaking the fuck out as allegations of deception are being tossed around like a midget at a midget tossing toss-o-rama festival tossing event.
Unicorns, as well as Frosty the Snowman, Mickey Mouse and Dog the Bounty Hunter are most notably under scrutiny to prove that they really are what they claim to be. Is Frosty a snowman? Is Mickey a mouse? Is Dog the Bounty Hunter a walking mullet commercial?
One things for sure, Unicorns have nothing to hide. To prove it, they have been going out of their way to show their love and support for Hello Human Girl. They aren’t afraid to pose in front of paparazzi! Love the pink and yellow tail swooshes and the jointless legs. The 24 karat gold and pearl friendship anklet on the rear leg is breathtaking. It’s a great way to accessorize and show that you have friends. And don’t we all have a friend in this unicorn? Nice eyeball shape. Great flat stomach area. 10 stars